The Talk

My wife said she needed to talk to me about something over lunch.. I was nervous. "So you know my friend I have talked to you about in the past from work, Brian?" "I think so.. you said you liked him and he was nice." "He is, and really good looking.." "Well I thought he was gay.. well, that was what I was told.. but he's not. He is bi.".. I could start to tell where this might be headed. "He is completely straight acting and buff.".. ok... "Well don't freak out but I showed him your photos.. and he thinks you are really hot.".. uh oh.. "He really wants to meet you.. and I was thinking.. your Birthday is coming up. Wouldn't it be fun if we had a girlfriend day.. pedicures.. shoe shopping.. a new dress for you.. and then we could have drinks with Brian.. and his friend he is bringing along for me."I froze.. "Don't be nervous honey.. I really want this.. and we need to get you a boyfriend."